MaybeTrouble
Kerri is an excellent chef.

Kerri is an excellent chef.

The art of chocolate cereal cakes…

The art of chocolate cereal cakes…

Phrases I've heard in England:

Cheers, big ears! Bastard bitch Dog and bone (phone) Ye alreet, cock? It’d be reet. Tinternet (the Internet) Feck off! Ri-tard Team donkey Team kushy No ta (no thanks) Takin the piss Taking the Mick Bollocks (bad) Dog’s bollocks (good) Fancy a brew? Fancy a cuppa? Trouble and strife (wife) Too right Dead good Eh eh eh?? Loads more Knob off Knob head You reckon Mate Butty (sandwich) Can’t be assed Barm cake Quid Squid Dosh Sheep shagger Ginger Minger Winger Fag (cigarette) Slash (wee) Nill nill Dozey bugger Tab (cig) More to come!

Psychic night at the Black Bull.

Psychic night at the Black Bull.

Oh Kerry!

Oh Kerry!

Poor Michael.

Poor Michael.